Jokes & Quotes About Science

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn
are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. – Mark Russel

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
That’s relativity. – Albert Einstein

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible
exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. – Douglas
Adams

When you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came
up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid. – Dave Berry

If we knew what we were doing, it would not be called research,
would it? – Albert Einstein

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists
elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact
us. – Bill Watterson

If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.
If it stinks, it’s chemistry.
If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.
– Handy Guide to Science