“Your vajayjay does not look the same for a very long time,” she told USA Today and added that “the world’s worst idea” had been her decision to hold up a mirror to her genital after her son’s birth.
“When I finally caught a glimpse of the orifice that was causing me so much pain and sorrow, I almost screamed out loud. That bloody battlefield was my vagina? Was I going to look like that forever? Would Tim (her husband) ever want to come near that nasty scene again?”
“But, I care about it. We go to get it all done up and trimmed and waxed and this and that and it’s all swollen and crazy and you’re just wondering, what just happened?”
“Put away the selfie stick. Do not look in that region when you’ve just come home from the hospital, and definitely don’t capture the image on your cell phone for posterity. Just leave your vagina alone!”
