Barber and Kid
A young boy called Akpos From Warri enters a barber shop
in Lekki Lagos and the barber John whispers to Me his
customer, Biodun “This na the Stupidest Boy For Nigeria.
Watch while I prove am to you.”
The barber puts a 1000naira note in one hand and 500naira
in 100 naira notes in the other, then calls the boy over and
asks,
Wetin be your name ? and where are you from ?
My name na Akpos .I am comes from Ekurede Uhrobo for Warri
Delta States I am comes for Holiday in Lagos and stays in
with My Uncle Agbakaderemo
The Barber Smiles at me and replies
“Smallie, My Pikin Which one you want ?
choose one hand he waves both in front of him ?”
The boy Akpos Looks at The Barbers Two hands and thinks for
about 10seconds takes the 500naira in 100 naira notes counts
it loudly to five. 1 2 3 4 5 and leaves.
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“What did I tell you?” said John the barber. “That kid never
learns Original Olodo ! ”
He comes every week for like 2 months now and I do the
same thing ! Real Olodo ! i dey wonder
wetin dem dey teach children for Nigerian Schools these days
I go outside and see the Boy sitting down reading a newspaper
and eating a Fat Meatpie and A Bottle of Coca Cola . I notice
it is the financial times
I ask Him . Young Man Why dont you take the 1000 Naira from the
Barber ?
Why ? IF i take am The Game is Over na ! He goes
back to eating his meatpie and drinking his Coke
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