Pendulum : Abiola And The Parable Of A Poor Man In The Kitchen By Dele Momodu

Fellow Nigerians, I’m sure you are probably familiar with the
stories of Chief Moshood Kashimawo Olawale Abiola. Yes, stories,
for he was a man of many parts. MKO, as he was fondly called, had
three initials that were synonymous with money (Money, Kudi, Owo).
Each of the stories around him was the stuff of fiction, fact or
“faction.” MKO was a man of sharp intellect, rare sagacity, and
uncommon wit. He was a great storyteller, possibly in the mould of
the ancient griots of Mali. His knowledge and repository of oral
tradition and fables was legendary. He had remarkable tales for
every occasion, and the way he stammered made his delivery unique
and unforgettable. I was fortunate to have met and known this
sensational prodigy who taught me so much, as an adopted son, and
my great mentor.

As I prepared to put this column together, my mind flashed back
to MKO, as it often does. This epistle is actually not about MKO.
No. But there is no better way to illustrate the message than to
borrow one of those evergreen witticisms of MKO, a man of
superlative memory. My essay today is about the just concluded
elections in our dear beloved country Nigeria, which was a complete
mess to say the least. I will explain the various reasons and
dimensions for my submission and conviction in a jiffy. Please,
exercise some patience.

Despite earlier signals, and premonition, that the Buhari
government was not likely to play by the books, I, like many
others, suffered from unreasonable optimism that the Independent
National Electoral Commission (INEC) would give us a pleasant
surprise, against all odds. I had misplaced, and invested, my hopes
and faith in the Chairman and leadership of INEC, a man called
Professor Mahmood Yakubu, for crying out loud. I thought he would
give us free, fair and credible elections just like Professor
Attahiru Muhammadu Jega – a fellow academic whose tenure was well
applauded for consolidating our democratic ideals – had done before
him in 2015. How did I allow myself to be fooled by the charms,
charisma and carriage of this man, who exuded grace, intelligence
and confidence? My soft spot for academia and intellectualism could
have been responsible. Most people I know would always, naturally,
expect university egg heads to handle assignments with total
dedication, commitment and integrity, even at the point of death. A
man with a degree of Doctor of Philosophy, cut to be a philosopher
in words and in deed, a king and champion of worthy causes and
believer in eternal accomplishments and legacy. He should be above
many temporal cravings, the reason it is often said that “the
teacher’s reward is in heaven.”

In the recent past, I had come to regard the employment of
Professors as returning officers for INEC a masterstroke that was
bound to reduce the cases of electoral malfeasance and corrupt
temptations. Professors are known to live humbly and simply within
their modest means. In our days, they were happy in the company of
their colleagues, after work, in the confines of the staff club,
where they washed down some affordable grilled fish and pepper-soup
with criminally cold beer. I had been mesmerised and hypnotised by
their admirable performance in the 2015 elections, under the
headship of a man of honour, Professor Attahiru Jega. It is
unthinkable, and unimaginable, what could have gone wrong so soon,
four years down the line. Perhaps, we can find explanation in one
of the favourite wise-cracks of MKO, “if you want to know if a fish
is bad, smell the head, once the head is rotten the whole body is
gone.” Can anyone challenge that brilliant theory?

I did not know much about Mahmood Yakubu, but I took more than a
cursory interest in him nearer to the elections when I started
reading all sorts about him. There was a particular story that
struck me, written by Professor Farooq Kperogi, whose essays I read
religiously, almost like Biblical verses, just like I gulped
everything written by Sonala Olumhense (right from my university
days), and Abimbola Adelakun. Kperogi had stated, matter-of-factly,
that Mahmood Yakubu hated Atiku Abubakar with a passionate venom.
While it may have sounded like beer parlour gossip, the writer went
ahead to regale his readers with copious information at his
disposal. As much as I tried to dismiss them as tales by moonlight,
I still couldn’t obliterate them from my gumption. It was difficult
for me to fathom why a cerebral man would despise a fellow human
being for whatever reason. Despite this, I was still willing to
give Yakubu the benefit of doubts.

I decided to watch Yakubu very keenly and read every bit of
information I could find on him. I was fascinated by the fact and
realisation that I was about two years older than him. For me, he
seemed to be a pride of my generation and I expected him to push
the frontiers of human endeavours to sustain the confidence that
many Nigerians had reposed in him. Any normal human would be
inspired to raise the bar beyond where Jega had placed it. Never
did I envisage the nightmare that the 2019 election turned out to
be. It was as if Yakubu could not be bothered at all. In all
honesty, I won’t put all the blame on him. I believe the terrain
was deliberately made difficult by our politicians. The desperation
in certain quarters was hopelessly difficult. The involvement of
the military was horribly depressing. I have never seen our
respected and respectable soldiers misused and misdirected since
the end of military rule. Those who were already over-stretched by
the wars against terrorists and terrorism suddenly found ample
time, men and resources for intimidating voters and rigging
elections. As I write this, no one knows what to make of the Rivers
State debacle. It is as if our country is under an evil spell.

I expected Yakubu to address the electorate, reassure them
tangibly, conduct elections sensibly and professionally, have a
balanced sense of judgment, and so on. I never expected the
conundrum that ensued. To whom much was given, much was expected.
Why did Nigeria have to waste millions of dollars on a sham called
elections? Why did innocent Nigerians die because of the
incompetence of some people? Why did Yakubu behave incoherently
with no uniformity in the operations and execution of the
elections? Why did he allow some politicians get away with murder?
Why did he not resign if some leaders were hell bent on rubbishing
his achievements in life? There were too many unanswered questions
and riddles? Did Yakubu think this election was a joke? Will he in
good conscience say this was the election he planned to conduct,
and this was his best performance? Is he a happier and more
fulfilled man today than he was before this unfortunate charade?
When tomorrow comes, how would he look at Nigerians and explain how
he spent the humongous cash and resources allocated to him? I can’t
stop asking, what manner of man would watch his reputation go up in
smoke in order to please mere mortals like himself?

I’m sure the APC operatives would have done a better job of
conducting these amazing elections. Yes. Those guys, led by my dear
Brother, Uncle Adams Oshiomhole would have replicated the same
with, if not a higher, expertise we saw during their primaries when
they recorded millions of votes for President Muhammadu Buhari
nationwide and completed the exercise within a twinkle of an eye.
The same geniuses conducted primaries in Lagos, and before you
could say Jack Robinson, Babajide Sanwo-Olu had emerged victorious
with a landslide, almost 2 million votes. So, how could APC perform
better than INEC? Is that not a big shame to imagine?

I watched incredulously as Professors of several decades
standing struggled to add up figures that were obviously concocted
inside the forest of a thousand daemons. The numbers were terribly
harder than Additional Mathematics. What could be responsible for
this type of monumental disgrace at a time technology has reduced
the stress of over-using human brains? Then I remembered the words
of Chief Moshood Abiola again, and the wisdom in his parable of the
hungry man in the kitchen. The professors are not Masquerades from
heaven. They are human beings on planet earth. They have suffered
under various governments and leaders who don’t see education as
anything of value, or priority. Chief Abiola was to write: “you
can’t put a hungry man in the kitchen and ask him not to taste or
touch.” Food is very essential to the human body. With all due
respect, it is thus tempting to conclude that the some of the
Professors who failed us were those that suddenly found themselves
in the kitchen with plenty of food to taste and touch.

We must salute all the wonderful people who made the difference,
from the great INEC leader in Akwa Ibom, the incorruptible
Commissioner of Police in Kano, the INEC official in Rivers who
cried out for help while under danger, the one who was nearly
killed at gun point in Imo State, because some people must win
elections fair or unfair. They stood firm despite their lives being
in danger. They did not try to eat what they lacked in arears and
in advance. No man is perfect, but elections are too important to
be toyed with. I must state, however, that the resoluteness of INEC
in Imo State, and the unwavering decision not to give a politician
employing duress any joy, is to be commended, but in the scheme of
things, it is too little, too late! I will always give praise where
praise is due.

If I were Yakubu, I will tender my unreserved apologies to the
good people of Nigeria and without any hesitation, throw in the
towel. He would forever thereafter be regarded as a man of courage
and conviction, a hero and legend. Kings have been known to drink
poison in the past as atonement for lack of peace and progress in
their community. A sacrifice that they know is not too great to
make so that their society may thrive.

It is not too late for Yakubu to fall on his sword and follow in
the hallowed footsteps of those kind of great kings.

Philip Iyiola Abiola – A Legend Ahead of His Time

Yesterday, in London, I attended, with Senator Tokunbo
Afikuyomi, the funeral of my great friend and St. John’s Grammar
School, Ile-Ife school mate – the physician, General Practitioner
(GP), Pastor, Mentor, humanist and philanthropist – Dr Philip
Iyiola Abiola who died in his prime at the age of 58 years. PI as
he was fondly called by all those who knew him, succumbed to the
deadly, dreaded curse of cancer, but it was as if God wanted to
elevate a passion that he had, and bring it to the consciousness of
not just his family and friends, but also the general public. The
creation of awareness of the fact that cancer and diabetes were
beatable was what he lived for in his final few years. He was
particular about the fact that there was a need to reconceptualise
the treatment of these ailments in black people and ensure that
treatment was tailored to their different physiognomy. I and Prince
Aderemi had been by his hospital bed barely one week before he
passed on.

I have not seen such a huge gathering of distinguished
professional people from all over the world at such a gathering in
a long time. Some came merely for the day to pay their last
respects to these Icon and giant. The tributes and eulogies that
poured forth from family and friends, at the unusually lengthy
service of songs and the funeral reception, attest to the fact that
this highly acclaimed man was of a special, rare and different
breed, whose life and virtues should be emulated. This royal scion
of Ile-Ife, cousin to the present Ooni of Ile- Ife, Oba Adeyeye
Enitan Ogunwusi, Ojaja II, urged that his funeral not be one of
dirges and mourning, but full of songs of praise and celebration.
And that is what he got from the outpouring of love shown to him,
as encomium after encomium was heaped upon him.

Amongst the guests were, the Ogunwusi’s – Sooko Adegboyega,
Adetunji, Tolu, Mrs Ogunwusi; the Aderemi’s – Adedamola and wife,
Kemi, Adeyemi, Adelekan, Dr Deinde Orafidiya, Senator Jide
Omoworare and wife, Bisi; HRH Segun Layade, his medical colleagues
– Dr Kunle Oladinni, Dr Odejinmi, Dr Salawu, Dr Dapo Alalade, Dr
Ayo Adebanjo, Dr Ropo Adeojo, Dr Oladipo Oguntola, ; Akodi Ife –
Dapo Eluyemi, Niyi Murele, Sikiru Aiyedun, Gbenga Owolabi, Kola
Famakin, Seyi Awofisan, Wale Odutoye, Lawal-King; His Ilara Mokin
in-laws including Larry and Ronke Bakare; Mr Raphael Lewu and wife,
Bimbade, From America came Pemi Adereti-Folarin, Adewale Adeyemo,
Leke Ijiyode, Dr. Akin Awofolaju, Mr & Mrs Adebowale, Mr and
Mrs Madamidola, Dr Dapo William, Former Lagos State Speaker, Hon
Adeyemi Ikuforiji, Hon. Odulana, Chief Bola Oba, the Adereti family
from Canada, Mrs Biodun Olufisan-Magnus and daughters, Bolu and
Kitan; the Adesiyans, Bose Agbesanwa, Deola Adesanmi, Jade
Onigbode, Pastor and Minister Yemi Onigbode, Pastor and Mrs
Omotayo, Mr and Mrs Akinyemi, Mr and Mrs Oladipo, Dr and Mrs Lawal,
Mr and Mrs Elegbenla and Dr and Mrs bayo Ola amongst many others.
The officiating ministers for all the events came from Christ
Apostolic Church worldwide. Bidemi Alaran compered at the fantastic
reception where Jazz and saxophone music soothed the guests.

Dr PI Abiola is survived by his beautiful wife, Eunice Taiwo,
his phenomenal children who made him proud on the day – Dr Bolade,
Lawyer Okiki, Toyin and Seyi; and his siblings, – Moses and
Michael.

At the graveside, five white doves were released in his honour.
We at Ovation Magazine also honoured him by ensuring that ace
photographer, Dragan Miki, was there to cover the events.

To say that he will be sorely missed is just simply an
understatement. I believe my friend and brother Damola Aderemi, put
it aptly when he said, “Without PI we are lost o!”.

Sun re o, Olokiki, Philip Iyiola, omo Abiola!!!