Eod State Zoo Joke – The President Visits Ogba Zoo !

A famous Gorilla  called Adamu , died unexpectedly and he
had been one of the biggest attractions in Benin City Edo State Zoo
-especially for the children.

Well, since the busy season for the Zoo was just around the
corner And The President was coming to visit on Christmas Day and
they did not have time to get a new gorilla, The President had
Invested a Huge Amount in this Zoo and The Head Zookeper Was
Corrupt and had diverted most fo the funds .  So The 
Head Zookeeper came up with this idea.

They had one of the other zookeepers called Gogo dress up in a
complete gorilla outfit and pretend to be The Gorilla. This
zookeeper really took to this new job and he got to be quite good
at swinging from the branches, eating bananas and was fooling
everyone.

On The Day The President and all the Dignitaries and Holiday
Makers Came , however, he was a bit too enthusiastic. He ended up
swinging a bit higher than expected and let go at the wrong time.
He ended up sailing out of his cage and directly into the cage of
the lion Named Osagie He wanted To shout For Help but couldnt

and was barely able to squeak out a tiny “help!” to the
Zookeeper Who was Directly in front of The Lion’s Cage

The lion Roared Loud to the Delight of The President  ,
Dignitaries and Guests

The Zookeeper walked over to him, got really close took of his
zoo Hat to reveal he was a Monkey and whispered back.

“You better Shut up  you this Stupid Fake Lion and Eat Him
, or we will  ALL  lose our jobs!”

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